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@dialing_footnoterphone: I remember sitting down to rewatch it on DVD with my flatmate. She thought Wolf was "annoying". I said "give it time, by the end you will love him". She said "Really!? I doubt it."

@Alohamaid: Noooo! Don't squish the illusion!

@RedLantern: Oh but the Jezeday has just begun, m'friend!

Aw bless. One of them literally sounds like it's nom-nom-noming!

Now playing

Lucy Punch will always be 'Sally Peep' to me... always.

"Stone-Age Dildo"

Extortion!? Well... that changes everything! I'm sorry for doubting you Mel, you are clearly a lovely kind sober-headed gentle ickle soul. Now I know you are the real victim in this scenario I'd like to offer you a complimentary blow-job... you know, so you can feel like a man again.

Mel... "yeh I beat her and treated her like shit, but then she tried to blackmail me so she's not so great either!"... is not a good defense.

Um, AtomicClash, sanyucat, BHB, and Gemoftheday, just a heads-up... your A-game is showing.

To be fair to Marion, would you bother cracking jokes to Nicole Kidman? I mean... she's hardly going to be the most expressively responsive audience is she?

Lordy, Elisabeth Moss is a beautiful sexy lady when she sweeps back the fringe-of-frump*

Is it me, or is Sarah Palin starting to give off a faint waft of Dina Lohan?

@shan164: Fair dinkum, mate.

Struth!

Awesome job, besticles! Truly awesome.

@Dorsal Primary Rami: I have a soft spot for the flying Viking Kittens singing Gay Bar :-D