@Friendly_Milk: Yeahh! Put that in your pipe and schmoke it! I bet dodging prison-time's looking a bit silly now, isn't it Poolanski!?

Ha! And it's the World Toe-Wrestling Championships in Derbyshire this month. In yo'face Polankski!

@Weatherwax: The whole look could've been improved with a fez, in my opinion.

Oh I do love me some vintage Jewel.

Eyes.... can't.... take.... thissss... much... beautyyyyy....

@Cactus: Haha, don't worry I gotcha. And you're right, nothing says 'glamour' like exposing as many bodily-flaps as possible.

@bellejay: Haha, that made me giggle like a loon.

Is it wrong that I kinda like him like that? I'm a sucker for facial furniture.

Having seen some of Julien Macdonald's sparkleriffic 'designs' on many a red-carpet z-lister, believe me ladies... you're missing nuthin'.

@RiotRix: Neither is 'xylophone buggery' to my knowledge.

Taylor 'Rock Star' Momsen... lest we forget.

I think what Whoopi meant to say was... 'although Mel is a racist misogynist homophobic anti-semite, he's not a racist-racist misogynist-misogynist homophobic-homophobic anti-semite-anti-semite'.

If anyone would like to see/hear a few of this charming words fly out the mouth of Buffy Summers (and why wouldn't you?), then go here...

And lo, Jesus observed the cavorting lesbian prostitutes, and he saw that is was good.

@Dauphine Who Must Not Be Named: Hearted for the awesome film reference!

Dave Grohl sure did get up to some strange stuff on tour.

@IWantYourSass: Haha, you found him! Good work.

"She's under a microscope. Leave her alone"

This 'Situation' bloke must ruin so many perfectly good t-shirts what with all the yanking-them-up malarkey, not to mention the repetitive strain injury he's risking in his arms/wrist.

If you look very closely you will find multiple layers to DC's excellent photobomb...