a lot more hassle than you’d think.

Once they’ve launched their new vertical Cumpete

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?

I’ll wager that 95% of the people commenting that a homer is easier couldn’t put one over the fence in beer league softball.

i’d like to see the deadspin staff field test their theory.

More people can dunk.

hold my stethoscope

“Let that tussin get on down to the bone!”

Sorry, I only have minor in Tittie Economics.

To be fair, maybe she was cryogenically frozen in the ‘60's and had just been unfrozen, and wasn’t aware of inflation.

It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to…

So here’s a rule to follow everyone: If someone offends a group of which you are not a part of, it is not up to you to decide when people should get over it or accept the apology.

KKKayfabe

BAH GAWD, THAT’S JEFFERSON DAVIS’ MUSIC!

He and his parents should have to pay for the entire installation to be replaced - and issue an apology. What scum are among us.

IKR? Adult woman calling herself a conservative Catholic has unprotected sex with a married man. Even if he was merely “separated,” if she’s a hard-line catholic, she’s still ignoring the fact that he’s married in the eyes of the church unless has an annulment, AND STILL legally married.

She also seems to lack any form of self introspection. If her screeds were accompanied by something along the lines of “The conservative party doesn’t value women, despite professing to do so. My only regret is that it took ne experiencing it to fully comprehend it, and I know now not to make snap judgements in the…

I agree with everything you said, but also wanted to add that I feel like there’s no need for her and her party’s anti-choice views to be given any favorable or even sympathetic coverage in this profile: Yes, if he did ask her to terminate the pregnancy the way that he is alleged to have then that’s just incredibly…

You reap what you sow. She is neither a child or a victim and I assume at some point in her life someone explained to her how unprotected sex works. I don’t wish ill will on her and don’t think she deserves to be blacklisted for her gross political views but hopefully this makes her rethink the company she keeps, as…

To be honest, I wasn’t aware that anyone really cared about the VMAs (other than as another vehicle to promote/drool over celebs). Luis Fonsi is right, he’s already got a more meaningful award.