Sometimes the best Deadspin is “didn’t get the joke” Deadspin.

Fuck you!

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Because America is an empty husk of what it used to be and the Kardashians, as has been explained to me, are our new Kennedy’s. A piece of my soul dies every day...

He’s so cheap it’s almost comic, sans punch line.

This is a really good post that’s not going to get enough attention. LeBron’s string of 1+1 deals are basically a public statement saying “Hey, I’ve worked for this dick before, and you can’t trust him to do the right thing unless there’s an axe constantly hovering over his head.”

Is there anyone, anyone on this planet who sincerely believes the Cavaliers aren’t immediately returning to being a dumpster Cleveland sportsball team the second Lebron James leaves/retires/ascends to a higher plane of existence?

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

Here’s the thing.

Probably the opposite, unfortunately

I wonder if Lebron has a breaking point where he despises the owner/organization more than he loves his hometown. Let’s be honest - he can form a better Big 3 elsewhere. And he’s already done his duty for Cleveland and Akron. Where to take his talents? Milwaukee or Sacramento would crack me up. But teaming with…

Worse than offering ludicrously below-market salaries, Gilbert also screwed Griffin out of a decent next gig when he refused to let him interview for jobs that were available, like Atlanta, Milwaukee, and maybe others. (Milwaukee with Griff would’ve been really interesting) A real dick move when he had no intention…

November 8, 2016

It’s funny.

Yes, the director chose not to film a just turned 18 year old girl he’d known since she was 12 being brutally raped.

Now Volunteers make over a million a year? Charity begins at home my ass.

The same applies for a lot of things that are portrayed onscreen though. If you only showed what was strictly necessary, shows would be 5 minutes long. That’s why I tend to dismiss the whole ‘gratuitous’ argument people use to explain why there shouldn’t be any scenes depicting violence/rape/sex, etc.

I’ve never understood this complaint. She was just turned 18 and the director knew her since she was 12. Of course they didn’t want to film her being brutally raped.

It wasn’t gratuitous. It was directly from the book. Except the book disgustingly made it a non-POV character and it was all about Theon’s redemption saving a girl everyone forgot about from the first book. All of those chapters are how tortured poor Reek is having to watch a girl being raped by dogs.