Probably the same sort of people who believe that defunding public education and bucking to allow folks to carry guns anywhere they damn well please are “conservative” principles.

I mean, you might be onto something. You’re thinking very strategically - Trump has shifted the paradigm and we need to get in front of it. An upside down world demands upside down logic.

you spelled dick wrong, but essentially correct.

This is the type of answer I would expect from the typical, uneducated UFC fan. The type of answer who would overlook superior outcomes such as meteor or sinkhole under the ring.

As usual, The New Yorker gets it right:

According to a report from Politico, it appears that the Trump administration has abandoned the White House Council on Women and Girls.

Just remember, folks, Trump was always like this. The White House put a magnifying glass on his behavior, but this is who he has always been. During the campaign, he showed us exactly who he was yet 63 million people voted for him anyway.

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

Just tell your neighbor to rest assured, it isn’t because teens are having more abortions.

I don’t think it’s birth control, I just think everyone’s sex drive has evaporated, for obvious reasons.

+1 dele-yed reaction

How gauche. No wonder this guy’s brother didn’t want to work with him.

Not very smooth. I was always taught by my Uncle Ritchie that to dance with the Bamba, one needs a bit of grace.

This wouldn’t be the first time a basketball player’s jealous brother threw him under the boat.

Don’t make a relative your agent or financial advisor is really important advice for pro prospects.

Well, I’m speaking (typing) in relative terms, here. Obviously Conor McGregor is a ballet master and/or Muhammad Ali compared to me, but in a boxing ring, restricted to boxing, against Floyd Mayweather, yeah, he is a klutz with no boxing skill.

I think you’re broadly right about Floyd’s diminished power, but recall that it only took one well-timed check hook to floor Ricky Hatton, an actual boxer (more or less) who came in heedlessly. The point being that Floyd doesn’t have to hit all that hard relative to other boxers to score a knockout if the opportunity…

I give McGregor a chance on a slipped punch on Mayweather and the probability of a slipped punch by McGregor on Mayweather is exactly the same as my chance of bedding down all of the current SI Swimsuit models in the next 15 minutes.