Just remember, folks, Trump was always like this. The White House put a magnifying glass on his behavior, but this is who he has always been. During the campaign, he showed us exactly who he was yet 63 million people voted for him anyway.

C’mon how can they NOT make fun of Trumplethinskin’s Time cover?

I don’t think it’s birth control, I just think everyone’s sex drive has evaporated, for obvious reasons.

+1 dele-yed reaction

How gauche. No wonder this guy’s brother didn’t want to work with him.

Not very smooth. I was always taught by my Uncle Ritchie that to dance with the Bamba, one needs a bit of grace.

This wouldn’t be the first time a basketball player’s jealous brother threw him under the boat.

Don’t make a relative your agent or financial advisor is really important advice for pro prospects.

Well, I’m speaking (typing) in relative terms, here. Obviously Conor McGregor is a ballet master and/or Muhammad Ali compared to me, but in a boxing ring, restricted to boxing, against Floyd Mayweather, yeah, he is a klutz with no boxing skill.

I think you’re broadly right about Floyd’s diminished power, but recall that it only took one well-timed check hook to floor Ricky Hatton, an actual boxer (more or less) who came in heedlessly. The point being that Floyd doesn’t have to hit all that hard relative to other boxers to score a knockout if the opportunity…

Don’t listen to this guy. I’ll do it for half.

I give McGregor a chance on a slipped punch on Mayweather and the probability of a slipped punch by McGregor on Mayweather is exactly the same as my chance of bedding down all of the current SI Swimsuit models in the next 15 minutes.

Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

Heckler: (heckles)

Those guys are mean, between the two of them, there’s at least one dick.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

If somebody had placed your quote with the actual quote and held a gun to my head, I would have assumed he said yours, and I’d be dead.