Alternate solution: fight to the death, so we don’t have to take the personal safety of fighters too seriously.

LOL @ the thought of the Bulls trading for draft assets

C’mon man, show Isaiah Thomas some respect.

I think you missed the joke.

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

Two Girl, No Cup

“She just doesn’t have that big explosion anymore...” Au contrair!

Porn matches generally end with the winner facefucking the loser with a strap on.

She left it all out there in the ring.

I haven’t watched a baseball game in ten years.

Because you’re defending cops who murder black people (claiming it’s not a crime when it is, it’s just not enforced) by blaming black communities for how white people in power perceive and treat them.

A (food I enjoy) for (meal). It’s kind of like my good luck charm. (Friend of some kind) never got back to me about that important question. So I (showed initiative in a charming way).

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

It wouldn’t, though. Racists’ assumptions about black people and crime are not based on reality and would not change if the statistics did. You’re victim-blaming, by the way. Do you also think that rape would magically decline and be more effectively prosecuted if women stopped acting like such sluts all the time?

There’s plenty of white-on-white crime where I live, and yet the cops are perfectly friendly with this white girl.

Never mind...I’ll stick to my coconut oil.

Guy catches a foul ball and doesn’t drop his beer = celebrated.

Counterpoint: It’s a foul ball off the bat of Jay Bruce in a meaningless game. 

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.