Gooddamn! That made me chuckle uncontrollably! +1

You’d be surprised. Team USA needs to bring their best players if they want to win. They brought a young core of Melo, Bron, Wade and some others in 2004 and got beat down because the team didn’t have enough great players. There’s no more “let’s bring some rag tag conglomerate of players and it’ll happen for us”.

2008 Kidd was still a good PG, Kobe will go and take shots away from people who will be actually making a lot of them without missing 70% of them. All in all he shouldn’t be denied that opportunity if he really wanted to.

If this is what he said, it’s the most intense peppermint roll call i’ve ever seen, if it wasn’t what he said, your opinion doesn’t matter because there’s no way you can convince me this isn’t what he said.

Operation Mend Fences is on the way!

This needs to happen!

He is indeed a vegetarian! The problem is that before becoming a vegetarian, he ate a vegetarian and hasn’t been able to pass it thru.

After seeing these pictures I was all like “WTF Deadspin why are we making fun of people with special needs” then I googled Mark Davis and I realized this is not in fact a special needs person but in fact someone who willingly and apparently not because of a lost bet got that hairdo and one day decided white is OK…

It’s still real to me dammit!

-1 for not using Crotchconnoisseur

There’s two crotches here and neither looks good in this picture. Please specify.

Who run the world?

The Post writes that the nanny’s “striking a sexy pose” in the photo, which won’t make the list of the 10,000 most inaccurate claims ever made by the New York Post

Glorious!

Does this make Chip pro-choice? But then again, it doesn’t seem like he wants them to have a choice of what to do with their body which would make him pro-life? But then he thinks them replaceable. AAHHHH!!!

Isn’t there a LOLLakers too? I didn’t think it was exclusive.

For everyone who tries to argue that hot dogs are sandwiches you are bound from now to forever to call hot dogs by their full name hot dog sandwiches and then look at the face of the people around you looking at you like you’re the village idiot. Hot dogs are not sandwiches simply because no one calls them that, same…

We don’t need your permission!”

At least now we know that Stephen A doesn’t have a receding hairline, it’s just his hair running away from the lice.

Who let the sleds out!