I see nothing wrong with this reaction. If you can't trust me to land a million pounds out of the sky with no training at all, you clearly don't truly love me. Some people just have no faith in their partners! *piteous sobbing, etc*

I think that it comes down to a matter of relationship length and the amount of effort that's been put in so far. The letter doesn't make it seem like they've been together for even a year so far, which is pretty early on in a relationship to try to fix such a major and fundamental relationship issue when it'd be…

So what you're saying is that asexuality is still a better love story than Twilight?

To attempt an answer to what was undoubtedly a rhetorical question - I'd imagine that a large part of it comes down to the socially inept part, in point of fact. Monogamy is certainly a societal construct, after all, and people who flout that social construct are undoubtedly happy to flout more of them and end up…

Yeah, that's the part that makes it a romantic relationship though - the cuddling, the shared finances, the adopting a child together, growing old and dying together, etc, etc. Sex isn't the only thing that defines a romantic relationship, or else a whole lot of couples at their 50th wedding anniversaries have just…

Well, it's not a problem that naturally improves with time, at least. By working on it and putting in the effort of course, that's something that's bound to work out - but if your dynamic involves having to beg and cry until you finally get some, it doesn't sound like you're likely to be in a space where your partner…

I upvoted your comment, but I want you to know that I meant it in an "I'm glad shitty things are happening to idiotking!" way.

It was a very different situation from yours, but I actually did B at a gaming convention with someone that I had bumped into briefly - I spent most of my free time for a couple of days rattling around the same section of the hall, moving through similar areas, etc.

As someone who was the other half of a relationship just like this, I couldn't agree more with your advice. Don't do it! Being poly is definitely not for everyone, and I don't think that it's something that you can make yourself do because it makes your partner happy.

Cuddling and spending time with each other and going out on dates and all that jazz. Even in the best relationships, sex can't take up more than like 10% of the time you spend together, and could easily be excised if the people involved wanted it to be.

The "Mars Investigations" sticker is covering up the brand name on my laptop ever-so-perfectly, such that it looks at though it's legitimately the brand name. It gives me great joy.

Also, he's dead.

I think that I would actually rank S1 of Veronica Mars over any season of Buffy, but juuuuust barely. But overall, Buffy clearly slaps it silly. Of course, I'm one of those terrible S6/S7 apologists, so my opinion is rather suspect.

Two of them, even! She's also one of the witnesses that Veronica grills in the "Trip to the Dentist" episode. Though "Mars vs. Mars" is truly one of the finest episodes all by its lonesome.

Right?! It's so great. I mean, if you haven't even cracked open the Hunger Games, you clearly don't know literature. It's pretty much the end-game of the literary format and everyone else can just go home now.

For some reason, my brain had a short circuit and I thought you were referring to Ken Marino instead. Who I love dearly, but hahaha.

I'm reminded of an old coworker of my significant other who's still a facebook friend and who posted that she was tired of all of the people who were shocked by the Catching Fire cliffhanger and called people out as 'illiterate fucks' for not having read the Hunger Games series any further than the movies.

The Onion is the Simpsons of online satire. Alas. I should have known.

Rarely has someone so young lost so much in a single morning. I blame the fact that it was the morning of our standardized tests that our teachers had been flipping shit about for months and I wasn't able to think clearly.

When I was a high school freshman, I had a very similar situation happen with me. Utterly gorgeous stunner who was all over me to the point of inviting me into a bed where she'd just woke up to 'rub her back.' My lack of experience screwed me over and I managed to completely give it a miss when I could have easily…