Reading his spoken words makes me FUCKING STABBY. He is so unbelievably good (?) at stringing words together without saying anything at all. Pronouns are this man’s favorite thing.

“I think our side’s been proven very strongly”

To admit to voting for Trump was a mistake takes a level of self awareness that Trump supporters do not possess. They have bought into the Amway. The time share in Boca. The pyramid scheme. They have paid for the extended warranty on their leased Toyota Avalon. They are the temporarily inconvenienced future…

Musk continues to live up to my expectations of his engineering and manufacturing experience including a crony capitalist mindset.

If you purchase a supplier to your own company and your competitors you do not cut off your competitors. You continue to get a piece of what they make.. They pay full cost plus margin you…

1,969 pieces? I see what you did there, Lego.

“Recently however, consumers tests found that their bones could be hurt just as much by squeezing their bags with their bare hands.”

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

The graph is misleading. Social Security and Medicare have a separate tax that goes only toward those items. Discretionary spending is what is really important when it comes to government budgets. Here is the graph for that.

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

▪ The club was cited for not maintaining the coolers in proper working order. The walk-in cooler was set to 36º, much warmer than required by code. Several dead Russian prostitutes were not properly wrapped and vacuum sealed and possible bacteria infection was discovered.

And Lucy, Pixel’s sister:

And Sharkie, Frankie’s sister:

Here’s Pixel, one of our four cats.

This is Opie after shredding a roll of paper towels left on a table after I had to clean up his puke. He feels shame…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I’m pinning a note to the corkboard that has our state-required minimum wage poster thing and our reminder to wash our hands that reminds everyone that Tom doesn’t like this sort of thing.

Ugh. If I’m ever eaten by a 23-foot-long reticulated python in the remote village of Salubrio, I hope the villagers who discover me at least have enough respect to film the extraction of my corpse horizontally.

I’m pretty sure that 99.99% of people are objectively not obsessed with this story.

No matter how you slice it, he says, your typical moviegoer knows practically nothing about the properties of black holes. Why, then, would an audience necessarily be more confused by a more complex, realistic image?