It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

The graph is misleading. Social Security and Medicare have a separate tax that goes only toward those items. Discretionary spending is what is really important when it comes to government budgets. Here is the graph for that.

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

▪ The club was cited for not maintaining the coolers in proper working order. The walk-in cooler was set to 36º, much warmer than required by code. Several dead Russian prostitutes were not properly wrapped and vacuum sealed and possible bacteria infection was discovered.

And Lucy, Pixel’s sister:

And Sharkie, Frankie’s sister:

Here’s Pixel, one of our four cats.

This is Opie after shredding a roll of paper towels left on a table after I had to clean up his puke. He feels shame…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I’m pinning a note to the corkboard that has our state-required minimum wage poster thing and our reminder to wash our hands that reminds everyone that Tom doesn’t like this sort of thing.

I’m pretty sure that 99.99% of people are objectively not obsessed with this story.

I’m no economist, but as a holder of a subprime mortgage back in 2008, I had a personal enough stake in the subject to try and learn something about it. Globalization seemed to take off when economics became more digitalized, and investment packages included the ability to invest more in foreign companies. Combine…

I live in Los Angeles (born and raised) and I have no idea what you’re talking about. Sushi rice would taste completely wrong if it had no vinegar in it. That’s insane. I’ve literally never seen what you say. You must go to real suspect sushi spots. I’d be more worried about the fish you’re eating than the rice.

I’m glad Trump chose death by a thousand cuts, will make the joy from his downfall all the more sweet

Better order up a shit load of Flex Seal cuz your ship is sinking!