I know Dick Cheese, he sucks.

read that article too, cant help you with the citation. sorry.

i just cant anymore.

we run a pretty shitty democracy here.

Trump is somehow going to move an iPhone factory to Wisconsin

im in Nor Cal , we rolled 17 measures on top of all the people we had to choose.

i lost it when he tried to jam something up his arse.

I like the cut of your jib.

Dropping dope is bad.

see Hydrocephaly, its a redneck joke.

“waterhead” refers to HYDROCEPHALY and the horrifying visual results of a child afflicted with it.

what

she will be the queen of these people someday (clipped from a fivethirtyeight article) and may God have mercy on our souls:

cats have to have cool names.

Pooowwl ish saaaah sage

All the stars in every issue of the national equirer my good man.. all of them, and the bat boy too

yep, but only on the cheeks for me.

Bazinga!

Corks out for Harambe