cats have to have cool names.

Pooowwl ish saaaah sage

All the stars in every issue of the national equirer my good man.. all of them, and the bat boy too

yep, but only on the cheeks for me.

Bazinga!

Corks out for Harambe

Pictures of Gia or i riot.

First... Wine corks stink. By the time the abomination is half full yout room is going to have that sharp metallic stank of old puke with a cheap wine finish.

...typos uncorrected because fuck typing on an ipad.

I suspect...

“sweep the leg”

Dont need to be a lawyer to know thats how its done. Period. Like this. See.

WTF is Pumpkin spice!?

my skin has been crawling since the first time this topic has been brought to the larger discussion.

She approves this message.

they do rotate to the left.

is that an armadillo in the car with them?

hold up...

2400 year old seeds?