Here, let me help you:

Look, you want to cheat in a single player game go to town. The devs will hand you the codes themselves. But the moment you cheat in a multiplayer game you’re depriving honest players of the experience they paid for. If you interfere with the product that other people paid their honest money for, the just and fair…

If I were a game developer, instead of banning them, I’d quietly release a patch that detects cheaters and subtlety fucks with their game. Reduced damage, maybe make every x shots do zero damage, fake lag, periodically make the controls janky, reduce movement speed, jump height, increase damage received, etc. Just…

I’m pretty sure none of these methods actually work since it uses the GPS to measure distance walked. I’ve tried walking around the house for a while and it didn’t move because my on-screen character didn’t move. Meanwhile, I’ve gained 0.4KM before with my phone sitting in my pocket while I was just sitting in a chair…

Wait...don’t you get like 3 candies per catch? So if you caught 400 magikarp, you’d have 1200 candies plus the 399 extra you get from transferring the extras. You’d have more than enough to evolve a few magikarp.

Correction: You only need to catch and transfer 101 Magikarp for gyarados

I’ll add that although I think this is rad (and adorable), what we really need is a mini-SNES, ideally one that lets you play/buy any SNES game. I’d pay good money for that.

PRAISE HELIX! OUR TIME HAS COME!

I’m a gym leader in an Evangelical Church in Canada, I’m controlling it with a Haunter.

100%. but that’s because they are largely just that a developer and a hardware designer. They’ve done that since the beginning though so I’d expect a ton of first party titles from Nintendo. But now if you want to talk about 3rd party lol