That boyfriend is barely human. Human suit. I cannot even grasp this sort of cruelty and think of this person as made up of the same stuff as your average human.

Well that’s because the Dutch have built an infrastructure to support a once in a 10,000 year event. The infrastructure in Houston has been built to withstand a “100 year flood.” The reason I put that in quotes is because in the last 27 years, there have been 8 “100 year floods” according to their specification of…

well... building in flood zones is perfectly fine if you build for it... if you dont build for it.. its a problem

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

If you think Kotaku is on Ubi’s payroll, you haven’t been here very long, huh?

Aside from that, those things were covered on here when they were relevant, but now they aren’t. What is relevant right now is the fact that the game is pretty fun, albeit not for everyone, and in generally working condition, and you can…

This isn’t even when he had cornrows.

PS: Wladimir Klitschko retired today. But no need to let boxing news get in the way of some good clickbait.

“Many of our store associates and guests have asked for this.” 

In a real Street Fight, 9 times out of ten, the very skilled MMA dude will cremate the very skilled boxer with the 

As someone who trains, boxing is no joke. Neither is MMA. The grappling in MMA is no joke, but the instinct boxers have isn’t either. Any “very skilled” boxer as you say would see a grapple or a kick coming from a mile away.

He had an answer for everything thrown at him, and over 13 draining rounds, he clinically beat Cooney up, bringing him further and further from land, reminding him constantly that he would eventually drown in a horrible way.

I think I saw this guy on a 60 Minutes segment back in the fall (it comes on after football, man, get off my nuts!). They were doing a deep dig on social media influencers and how people like this guy rake in money by being popular on Vine and Instagram. He’s basically a slightly less obnoxious Kardashian with an…

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

Poor Baxter.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Aren’t all whites racist to some degree whether they know it or not?

Proud graduate of the Donald Trump, Jr. Finishing School of The Woodlands

From an earlier comment, sounds like he is OK.