You know what these guys need, right?

As Dan Patrick used to say on Sportscenter, “He’s listed as day to day, but, then again, aren’t we all?”

This sounds like laziness. If you’re going to be in the shower why wouldn’t you also wash your legs? It takes like 20 seconds.

The downside to this is having to own a WiiU. *badum TISH*

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Don’t hate the statistics. Hate the people who act and create those statistics. What should a cop say? Look for um, a guy, and stuff, he’s kinda tall and um, not white, but not asian, and not muslim, so ya, “can you guess who?”

You need a push notification for that?

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

So which QB is Bruce Willis?

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

This is why I just dunk my hands in my leftover vodka.

Oh no son, The Blaze is where people who Fox News looked at and said “TOO FUCKING CRAZY FOR US, PASS!” go to do work.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

I think it would be safe to say the vast majority only care about their money, not the messege. I feel bad for people like Luke with his depression or those who actually are trying to help others and not just their pocket books, but this was inevitable to happen as YouTube is finally adopting the politically correct…

How is that censorship? Do they even know what the word means?
being unable to freely express opinions != being unable to monetize while expressing opinions

So wait until it’s on sale and pay less?.... Is this logic completely lost on most people?..