Um, Bowie died in January of THIS year.

I hate their youth.

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

somebody hates these cans!

I was 15 when I saw it in theaters. I haven’t forgotten it.

I’m still not sure why they chose her over Camilla Luddington. Maybe Camilla is TOO attractive?

I wonder how many people live there. It has to be at least A BAKER’S MOTHERFUCKING DOZEN!

Hooray Severed finally comes to the Vita Island! Rejoice fellow Islanders!

Vita owners, get Severed! A Drinkbox exclusive for our console!

My wife asked me what she could get me for our anniversary next month (16 years!) and I’m tempted to ask her to get me a vita, mostly because I’m sick of killing my phones battery when I’m out and about with her and she wants to try on a bunch of stuff.

What happened right before that? I forget.

Nice screenshot of the aftermath of Stefanie wrapping up Beverley.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

At least he finally left his car of his own accord.

Came for the puns - and leaving quenched.....

Thankfully the reporter saw Fit to do his Civic duty and help the poor guy out.

Water you talking about?

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.