I wonder how many people live there. It has to be at least A BAKER’S MOTHERFUCKING DOZEN!

Hooray Severed finally comes to the Vita Island! Rejoice fellow Islanders!

Vita owners, get Severed! A Drinkbox exclusive for our console!

My wife asked me what she could get me for our anniversary next month (16 years!) and I’m tempted to ask her to get me a vita, mostly because I’m sick of killing my phones battery when I’m out and about with her and she wants to try on a bunch of stuff.

What happened right before that? I forget.

Nice screenshot of the aftermath of Stefanie wrapping up Beverley.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

At least he finally left his car of his own accord.

Came for the puns - and leaving quenched.....

Thankfully the reporter saw Fit to do his Civic duty and help the poor guy out.

Water you talking about?

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

I’ve never seen one punch knock a man down twice.

Diana hasn’t been ignoring what’s going on down at Baylor.

Scout’s notes:

It’s ok, everyone, he was raised in church and he asked for forgiveness, so we should just forget about this now.

Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy