At least he finally left his car of his own accord.

Came for the puns - and leaving quenched.....

Thankfully the reporter saw Fit to do his Civic duty and help the poor guy out.

Water you talking about?

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

I’ve never seen one punch knock a man down twice.

Diana hasn’t been ignoring what’s going on down at Baylor.

Scout’s notes:

Dude relax, they’re black. That’s how the cookie crumbles.

It’s ok, everyone, he was raised in church and he asked for forgiveness, so we should just forget about this now.

Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy

Hi Shep, just a little constructive criticism on the new format...it’s a little difficult to read the list format at the bottom of the page because of the mixing of the font styles.

Hi Shep, just a little constructive criticism on the new format...it’s a little difficult to read the list format at…

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Sometimes the raw emotion of a single picture can be applied to any moment in time.

He’s been an adult for 5 fucking years, he is not a “kid”.

Every single player from all 116 teams. Yup.

The same thing people get out of watching reality TV?

Hooray, another thread where the Deadspin commentariat can feel like they’re blowing our minds by telling us that wrestling isn’t a legit sport!

The police were able to immediately rule out Dion’s involvement, since the shot was made.