Disney let a dying fan see an unedited version of The Force Awakens. I’m sure he and his family signed a mountain of paperwork saying they would talk about the movie with anyone, but what’s really stopping that fan from spoiling the plot? What if he was disappointed—would a lawsuit really stop him from telling…

No cup with a manger scene? STOP OPPRESSING MY CHRISTIAN BELIEFS, YOU NAZI!

Exactly. It’s not even fucking Thanksgiving yet. Lay off the Christmas BS 3 months in advance and maybe people wouldn’t be burnt out on it by December 1st.

Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

I thought it was Krampus.

This also brought up the (non?-) issue of having holiday products showing up in Canada before Remembrance Day—11 November, for all you ‘muricans. Someone on the Starbucks Canada Facebook page suggested that Starbucks ought to make a Remembrance Day themed cup. I replied with something simple like “why do you want to…

#blackcoffeematters

His video was so maddening. I couldn’t even finish watching it. Yeah, you really stuck it to ‘em, didn't you? I have better things to do than worry about what the fuck color Starbucks cups are.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

FYI: It is never too chilly for ice cream

FYI: It is never too chilly for ice cream

ACTUALLY IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN VIDEO GAME JOURNALISM.

And before everyone else does it....

Sooo you’re responding to the person who’s (politely) voicing the same feeling you had with immediate snark? We’ve all been hurt, guys.

Let’s hope Andromeda gets the balance right.

My first thought reading about this article was “this guy hasen’t left his apartment in a year, and he is in a relationship”

I read East of Eden once. It was a really good multigenerational saga about two connected families in California at the turn of the 20th century, touching on beneficence, love, and the struggle for acceptance, greatness, and the capacity for self-destruction and especially of guilt and freedom.

It’s almost as if you’re against reading the title and being able to jump straight to the comments, you monster.

The Gamer Who Didn’t Leave His House For Over a Year