Whaaaat? You're crazy, Luke. Crazy.

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

MY DUDE, YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE WILD WEARING A TANK TOP AND BLAZER. PLEASE SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

You say "I am cool" so many times, it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself.

Attack on Tennessee Titans

Considering many of these reporters have ear pieces that force them to listen to Chris Berman during segments, I'd say its already happening.

Thats red hair to you? Are people losing the idea of what red hair is. Jesus.

I started losing my hair when I was 21. Eight years later, it has slowed and plateaued at a disgusting level of almost-baldness, so I agree with you fully.

Oh that poor hair. As a balding man, I think people who shave off all of their hair for film roles should have their follicles confiscated and implanted on my head.

My grandmother was a crazy gamer girl. She started with a ColecoVision in the 80's, but later upgraded to a Sega Genesis. She didn't just play card games or Mahjongg; she was all about Sonic, Tiny Toons, Vectorman, you name it.

How on earth can Woody and Buzz, two toys that are appropriately diminutive in their stature, catch up with a full-sized truck in the final chase sequence?

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Splitter? I barely fucked her!

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

So he's remaining aloof-a?

Ahh.. Pasadena. Not exactly Houston, but still.

I have a different interpretation: