Why is Tim Cahill up there? and in a NYRB jersey? fuck that.

thanks for this. Always great to see the Dynamo get some kind of coverage even if our beat writer is creaming his panties over the real life Kenny Powers

not to mention, no "Sports Science" on how big Lebrons dick must be because he can throw down a dunk. I seriously hate the Sport Science bits, most arent even remotely interesting.

not to mention, no "Sports Science" on how big Lebrons dick must be because he can throw down a dunk. I seriously hate the Sport Science bits, most arent even remotely interesting.

yea MLS never gets good airtime on ESPN. and when they do, the stupid anchors have to top it off with a "GOOOL!!" which is by now, just lame as hell.

NONE of the ESPN anchors are funny. NONE. I would much rather see ACTUAL sports highlights than some overly-concussed football goon trying to use a touch screen, or having to listen to stuart scott try to be hip and trying to be an athlete. We all know bad things happen when he tries to catch a football, know what EYE…

BAM!!!

dude how did you know this? amazing

haha +1

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LOL +1

I mean I can't believe there isn't a chant of "USA! USA! USA!" someone please start it!

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I believe his kid is on the right track to evil villainism as well.

Can you imagine her reaction when they tell her she's adopted?

They're even happy when they eat!

I bet she hates Chick-fil-A too.

oh look, its the white Destiny's Child!!