HAHAHA

more importantly, how old is this Abby Farle and is she single?!

holy crap. I totally read that and heard their voices. then I laughed out loud!!!

Well thats Houston's "finest" for ya. I mean hell they arrest their own soccer player for standing up to racism:http://deadspin.com/5883424/houston-dynamo-players-arrested-after-fight-with-off+duty-cop-say-racism-was-a-factor