You’re fine.

She was really good on Married with Children. I remember this one episode where Bud made fun of her for being slutty, but then she got him right back with a crack about him being a virgin loser. It was really funny.

I don’t recognise half of these people. Am I the only one?  Is the problem that I don’t watch enough TV?

That’s why we don’t have one, every game we’d play on XBsX is on PC as well and the PC versions are almost infallably superior if you have the hardware (which we do).

Really Old Sheldon, in which he confronts the horror of a life spent in pursuit of vainglory and hollow awards and meaningless plaudits, because it is all trifling and waste against the vastness of the universe and the cold truths that the Earth will be swallowed up by the sun, and all his achievements ultimately…

Nolan sold it as a standard procedural and the hook was The Machine. Like Elementary or N3mbers or any number of other shows, they thought the hook would be mostly just a meaningless gimmick that didn’t affect the plot in any significant way (hell, they now have the US Navy investigating crimes in Australia somehow) an…

CBS, the most risk-averse network ever. How Person of Interest ever got approved, I'll never know. 

1st Gear: Man if 1st world problems was listed in the dictionary LOL

To be fair, it’s a one-off that requires you watch three seasons of a tv show to catch up!

I'm sure all 5 people watching were disappointed. 

If anyone is disappointed in seeing Gina Torres instead of Megan Markle, then I pity you. What is she? A big damn hero.

Madame Web has seen the future and she sees you watching her movie at 2x speed on Netflix in three years.

Not a lot to get excited about here, ngl

“The most anticipated films of 2024"

I’ve never touched a Max Payne game (to my detriment), but it’s so lovely to see his colleagues come out and say such things about him. I’m sure he knew he made an impact on the medium, being such an outstanding and important series. Not to mention his other accomplishments. RIP sir, reckon you’ve earned it.

But it wasn’t available on any streaming services so we’d have to rent it, even though Roku and other websites said otherwise.

I feel like we don’t talk about Beverly Hills Cop enough in terms of series that went from awesome to terrible. The first movie is a stone classic, the second is mediocre 80s excess and the third is about as awful as any cash-in sequel you’ll ever see.

“The moon is empty and barren, do you think Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were bored when they risked their lives achieving one of humanity’s greatest achievements going to the moon!? Exploring another one of our barren empty worlds is like, totally basically the EXACT same thing!”

*definitely not a Bethesda paid customer service rep*: “Actually the worlds AREN’T lifeless and pointless, you’re just playing the game wrong! Why don’t you like fun?”

This has to be an inside job; total failure of security at the airport and airline gate; or elaborate, premeditated plan to sneak on. No passport, no ticket, no seat assignment, made it through multiple layers of security without any of that info, made it onto a flight with conveniently 1 unassigned seat, and has a sel…