I’ve never touched a Max Payne game (to my detriment), but it’s so lovely to see his colleagues come out and say such things about him. I’m sure he knew he made an impact on the medium, being such an outstanding and important series. Not to mention his other accomplishments. RIP sir, reckon you’ve earned it.

But it wasn’t available on any streaming services so we’d have to rent it, even though Roku and other websites said otherwise.

I feel like we don’t talk about Beverly Hills Cop enough in terms of series that went from awesome to terrible. The first movie is a stone classic, the second is mediocre 80s excess and the third is about as awful as any cash-in sequel you’ll ever see.

“The moon is empty and barren, do you think Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were bored when they risked their lives achieving one of humanity’s greatest achievements going to the moon!? Exploring another one of our barren empty worlds is like, totally basically the EXACT same thing!”

*definitely not a Bethesda paid customer service rep*: “Actually the worlds AREN’T lifeless and pointless, you’re just playing the game wrong! Why don’t you like fun?”

This has to be an inside job; total failure of security at the airport and airline gate; or elaborate, premeditated plan to sneak on. No passport, no ticket, no seat assignment, made it through multiple layers of security without any of that info, made it onto a flight with conveniently 1 unassigned seat, and has a sel…

I am not sure you understand how insurance works.

What, exactly would you suggest they replace it with?

Florida would like a word....

“Felony Murder” is right there in the list of charges. :-)

Social media has given every narcissistic moron with access to a computer or a phone a megaphone, and we’re all dumber and worse off for it.

My Wife works with the wife of the man who was killed, she is a nurse at a local hospital. She was at work when she got an alert on her phone that there had been an accident on the skyway, and she checked her husbands location who was supposed to be coming across the bridge and it told her that he was still on the…

If this story could only have taken place a little ways north of there, in the Viagra Triangle, how much more fantastic would it have been!

and no blood alcohol test was administered at the scene

Shape memory alloys are more than just springs- imagine a spring that, when you run a current through it, immediately turns into a straight piece of metal.

It’s got some seriously cool technological potential.

It would be funny, but I think it might be even funnier to swap it for the Flintstones. Every time you put the right foot to the floor the car just yells “YABA DABA DOOOO!!!”

I think they should use sounds from various cartoons 

I would guess they might be using new-old-stock or even refurb units for the motor replacements. This 14 year old Model S is definitely not using the same motors as the newer generations of Model S. I would guess they were never designed to be driven for 8 hours a day, every day, for a full decade. Especially…

Cocoa trees are full size trees so getting them big enough for decent crops takes a long time. I am not sure the exact ecology why they cannot be grown other places. Hell it could just be labor costs. 

Not mentioned in this article but previously reported by Jalopnik in 2022 (https://jalopnik.com/one-tesla-model-s-has-gone-nearly-1-million-miles-and-n-1848362945),