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Where is the hampster hiding? 

I hate to correct the mighty $kaycog, but that clearly it should be a hamster delivering this lovely Kia...

she has nice gap insurance, just look at that black cloth down the middle of her dress.

This brave lady went commando. I hope she won[’t be KIA.

Congratulations, Mr. KillerBee, on COTD!  I would like to gift you with a Kia Soul which this lovely lady will deliver if it doesn’t catch fire first.

Vaped in car.

Not sure if it’s a security measure, or a pedestrian safety measure. A friend of mine was a low-grade juvenile delinquent, and he and his little thug posse amassed a significant collection of car badges and emblems that they pried off parked cars with flat head screwdrivers (heartbreaking to think about it now).

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I woke up to one crawling away from me in a hotel bed, smacked it with my iphone, then mentally woke up and realized what was likely trapped under my phone. I caught it in a jar and presented it to the front desk, but I spent the next couple weeks twitching and waking up and checking under the covers at night.

That is what you call a lost Soul.

Well, it’s very impressive, yes. But we need to ask you a few questions.

It’s a little chilly there too.

That’s a very busty bust.

No, I don’t approve of this post, sir.

Give it to Ken Block and tell him it’s a vintage escort.

Stand back, $kaycog, I got this.

Nuke them from orbit!  It is the only way to be sure.

Sleep tight, $kay... Sleep tight.