I like a front loaded washer.

She looks like a top loader to me.

There is something about a beautiful girl with nothing to wear on laundry day. Also what kind of front loader has a drop down door too. Is this French madness? 

Thanks for not going with the Liberty. Seen too much of that shit already today.

Congratulations, Mr. smalleyxb122, on COTD!  I would like to gift you with a front loading washing machine which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finishes her laundry.

Something to crow about? When asked about his behavior, I heard all they got was “nevermore”.

Isn’t it illiegal to violate a corpse? Someone should alert the caw-ps.

That pun is a real feather in your cap.

You sound wrung out over this.

I couldn’t find any dryer humor in this thread.

I wonder if the arresting officer received a Bounty for this stop?

Also three pedals.

It’ll all come out in the wash.

Eh, either rent a pickup or pay a ticket - it all comes out in the wash.

Don’t get caught up in the spin.

That’s such a hot take, I’m concerned that it might shrink or fade.

You could ask what he had to Gain from it, but I doubt that would have turned the Tide.

Sadly, nothing would deter this gent from such a moronic stunt..

Ugh, a pun thread. Time to bleach my eyeballs.

It looks harmless enough. Don’t infringe on his civil Liberty.