You are wrong.

I wish I still had this.  Had to sell it due to divorce.

This is the bestest!

That’s udderly ridiculous.

Only when the cow jumps over the moon.

What on earth gave you that idea?

That space suit is really out of this world.

That’s awesome!  Thanks for sharing!

What a sweet thing to say!  Thank you!  ♥

I’m still here.  :D

And that’s no bull!

I’m still around, but don’t comment as much as I used to.

It’s just a few letters from my name.

That’s udderly ridiculous!

Yes, the $ is pronounced as “S”.  I don’t remember why I did that. 

Thing with milk in it.

Not very often, but I’m still around.  :D

My lawn mower is way cooler!

Well, hello, old friend!  Long time, no see!