Which sport would be impacted the most/least by a change of the shape of the playing field? Circular football fields (With essentially the same rules, just a wiiiide middle), rectangle hockey rinks (wrap around dump ins), baseball field? This is a stupid question.

Boston Bruins 5, New Jersey Devils 4

Too bad it's not a New York license plate too! Then it would REALLY be perfect.

You make it sound like ALL of Boston has been clamoring for "more white guys" when ALL of the talk out of Boston this season has been about Jackie Bradley Jr. So there you go. Keep the racism thing up so you can keep "covering" it.

This goes right up! STAT! GET THE YANKEES WIN UP! Haha so transparent

Or you could explain it by saying Corsi ADDS shots blocked and Fenwick is just shots v shots. I hate sticking up for Barry here, but I actually think he's OK on this one.

Man, you are so brilliant. Just wow dude.

The Boston Bruins beat the Ottawa Seantors 3-2 but Deadspin only posts negative stories about Boston so this will never get approved or posted. Maybe the Yankees will win today and that will go RIGHT UP tomorrow...

Ahh....Highly successful.

You mean like how he just went to Dallas at the beginning of this year...and had little to NO training camp....and has been very productive?

The future is bright in Boston.

We just don't discuss that the Yankees got their teeth kicked in yesterday do we? Red Sox win 8-2. I'm sure if the Yankees win tomorrow this will be all over the "shit happened" section though.

Only post Bruins scores when they lose right? Just making sure.

Hey the Rangers lost. What's their record again?

Boston Bruins win 4-1 to a struggling Florida Panthers team.

New York Rangers Lose again to the Jets

Hmm. I mean Scal was wildly popular in Chicago as well...and while he was more popular in Boston, he also won a championship there. He also is a pretty hilarious dude when I hear him in radio interviews.

That's so ridiculously inaccurate. I get that Boston has a bad rep for being racist, but you are talking about a team who's most celebrated players are Troy Brown, Deon Branch, David Givens, Ben Coates, Rodney Harrison, Vince Wilfork, Ty Law...I mean the list goes on. It's just ridiculous to think someone would care…

This is actually a pretty fair article. Sort of shocked considering the Bruins are involved.

I'm fairly confused about it myself. Although it does seem like we have alot of options which people younger than me will certainly master and make me feel foolish.