Man you need to lighten up. I'm from Boston. I find alot of these writers insufferable and miserable but...man...so are people in Boston. Maybe that's why I like them so much.

This is funny...however the Bro's in question are Lakers fans. So are we to assume Bro 1 and Bro 2 are just a utopian boston bro, and not these specific lakers fans (and perhaps otherwise utopian boston bros)?

Aw I was hoping to come here and see another GIF of Paul Pierce getting his ankles broke or something. I guess I'll have to fap to something else today.

Along with Zombie Twilight, they are also releasing Witch Twilight this year.

Well done Drew.

hahahahaha "Stop gaying around the house son!"

I get that he probably has a lawyer, or agent, or crazy girlfriend who put him up to this.....but doesn't he also have a PR person who told him "This will probably make people think you are a huuuuuge douche"

Wow thanks for this. Definitely always interesting to see how people think players stack up. And that also reminds me that I forgot a few more QBs that I value higher than Flacco. Matt Ryan for one, and I think I also missed Matt Stafford (though, Megatron certainly inflates his numbers at least a bit)

I love that the rest of the sports world gets to see what Boston fans have seen since 2008 with these guys. They just don't get it man. They ruined a good thing too.

Ahh yes I knew I forgot a few. I agree on Rivers and Kaepernick for sure. I can't believe that you wouldn't rather have at least ONE of the rookies (Luck, RG3 or Wilson) on that list. If for nothing else than their current upside. We know what Flacco is.

I'd say Cutler, Vick and Romo are all capable of being better than Flacco. They are all probably about the same. Right there. That like...never gonna win, but never gonna get fired line. Sucks for fans of those teams because they won't be bad enough to see change, but won't be good enough to ever win.

Eli is RIGHT on that line with the top Tier id say. He just has too many inconsistent games to be in the Brees/Rogers/Brady section. But he's probably with Big Ben honestly.

QBs that are better than Flacco: Brees, Brady, Rogers, Rapelesburger, Peyton, RGIII, Luck, Russel Wilson.

Haha that's pretty funny. Deadspin should make one of these for every single one of their competitors. That's basically where we are headed with instructions to block certain google results

"Eli playing as few others can when it was most crucial" is a great line though. So Eli has 2 SBs....and also 3 One and Done's in the playoffs. He's missed the playoffs 4 times since 2004. So why didn't he play as "only few others could play" all those times? I thought he was like Mr Clutch or something? Maybe…

The Giants front 4 was amazing. That's why they won. Are you seriously arguing that? They were GREAT on defense and ok on offense. That's why they do things like go 9-7

2 AFC titles........a perfect regular season........league MVPs....i mean he has those things. You can't fault him for his defense not stopping a mediocre giants offense in those two years. He put his team in a position to win. The D needed to make a stop.

I thought the 18-1 season was a fine season. I mean I really don't care. Tom Brady has gone to FIVE super bowls in 11 years (if he makes it this year it will be 6 in 11 HEALTHY years). You cant expect to win them all. I mean 16-0 is a thing to hang your hat on just like 3 super bowl victories are a thing to hang…

This was a great weekend. I'd totally disagree. Great games. Even the lower seeded Seattle put up a great fight.

Before the game, JJ Watt spit on the patriots logo. During the game, Tom Brady took a steaming dump on their defense. I'll take that outcome everytime. Enjoy golfing with Eli and the boys.