I took quite few MRIs back when I was a cash volunteer for medical studies. I actually found it kind of relaxing. (Maybe because I wasn’t worried about being sick.)  I used to think it was like listening to abstract jazz.  One time I volunteered for an fMRI where they wanted to measure what happened in my brain…

Exactly. There needs to be some Trump-free sanctuary sites, and since many people knit to relax, it make sense to ban the conversation.  In our home, we limit mention of Mr. Dump to twice a day, and some days we decide that we will not talk of it at all.

People who support Trump in spite of the awful things he says and does are like kids defending an abusive parent. “Sure he screams, insults, cheats on Mom, gropes women against their will, but that’s his way. I understand him and you don’t.” It’s sad, because this new daddy doesn’t love them either. One day maybe…

I watched this by myself, thinking it was a chick show. Then my husband came into the room and thought I was watching softcore porn. Whatever. Now we enjoy the show together.

A usually-smart friend of mine who holds an Ivy League PhD (liberal arts, obviously not business) got involved in one of these about a year ago. There must be a new disclosure law, because it only took me a few clicks through their website to find out that the sellers’ average income from the previous year was less…

Pretty much the best thing about Cool Whip was the container. That big white airtight tub was perfect for storing leftovers or your stash.

Trumps get the biggest discount -- not paying their bills.

People who support Trump in spite of the horrific things he says and does remind me of kids defending their abusive parent. “Sure he punches, screams and gropes, but that’s just how he shows love. I understand him and you don’t.” It’s sad, because this new daddy doesn’t love them either. The guy has never demonstrated…

Right! Writing about drag kings without mentioning Murray Hill is like an writing about the history of Rock & Roll and not mentioning Elvis. Except Murray Hill is still performing and not as fat. It’s not enough to put on a mustache, a great drag king is very much an entertainer.

Dark room, plush upholstery...ew, ew, ewwww! Do they clean the place by that dim light? Sounds like it could be filthy and one would never know. How can the place possibly be clean, especially since they have clientelle with head colds? I feel like I could go in healthy and catch godknowswhat. The germaphobe in me…

When I first moved to NY, I was shocked that there was a chain of women’s clothing stores called Plymouth.  It sounded like an oversized old car -- so how could they possibly have anything flattering?

So you’re anti-ginger?  How about criticizing everyone’s coloring?  

She should go to a local community college. Then, if she keeps her grades up, she can apply to a coddling college.  And you can bet that if she gets anything below an A, she’ll complain that the teacher is being unfair.

My grandfather had strawberry blonde hair. My grandmother had brown hair. My aunt, uncle and cousins all had blonde or red hair. But my dad and I have brown hair...with blonde eyelashes.