You make these questions, Mr. Jackwagon, or they write ‘em down for you?

Let me tell you about Torch’s mother...

“You’re in a desert. You’re walking along in the sand when all of a sudden…you look down and see a Beetle. You see a Yellow VW Beetle, Jason. It’s idling toward you…You reach down and flip the Beetle on its back, Jason. The Beetle lays on his back, his belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn…

Dear good Sir,

Show us on the doll where the mean feminist wouldn’t let you molest her.

From the announcement: “Multiplayer games—like Apex Legends™, FIFA 20, and Battlefield™ V—will become available next year, and players on both Origin™ and Steam will have the ability to play together.”

Having Titanfall 2 and Mass Effect 3 on steam would be the single push to get me to replay those games.

My grandfather said it best when he said that you aren’t paying a hooker for sex you are paying her to leave afterwords. 

Just completed that myself! Took hundreds of hours to complete and maybe the most difficult game I've ever played, but man was the ending worth it!

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

...phrasing?

I played that game a few months ago. It is not fun, but extremely satisfying once you’ve beaten it!

I adblock everything. It became way the F too invasive.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

Psssh. Let me know when they can parallel park.

“Jumping on cars and acting like a moron” sounds like a YouTube channel with four million subscribers.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical agricultural ceremony! 

I went back to blocking everything and added a filter:

the experience of this site is poor - for that reason - I get it, and support making money - but it’s way too heavy if it can’t load properly and quickly on a modern machine, which it can’t.