I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

The Bloodhound Gang have a song that’s the ten best things about New Jersey, and it’s ten seconds of silence.

I’m glad they limited New Jersey to the first 5 seconds. That was plenty. 

I’m not sure if I’m reassured, or terrified, that his conversations with world leaders sound exactly like the drivel he spouts on TV. I’d half thought he had at least a shred of shrewdness that he’d use for his political dealings, but...he’s just as dumb there as he is at a press conference or a campaign event.

Y’know what...Fuck this guy. Take any other part you want and be as mad at or supportive of him as you like, but the part that, as a trans woman, makes me seethe is that he thinks he has the slightest idea what it’s like to be trans, because he dressed up for a part in a TV show.

When he said, “This is a bullet wound” I should have stopped watching. But then he took it to the next level and tried to compare his experience of being on a fictional TV show to the LIVED experiences of people in the LGBTQ+ community was more than enough for me. 

Well-said, Kristen!

Don’t forget failing window regulators and random electrical “glitches” that will drain the battery.

“Wow, that’s a pretty good repliOOOOOHMY HOLY SHOCK.”

Im gonna say the green one considering? 

#Trashtag

From one scout to another, Kudos!

You are an idiot trying to defend this. You state that there are vehicles on the island (this is true), but then try to twist it as “oh, it’s just a normal thing”, which it is not.

They only use motorized vehicles when absolutely necessary, and during season only for an emergency. Off-season, yes the vehicle count goes…

It’s not David Tracy. It’s ... David Tracy’s Portlandia cousin.

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

Stars for you, your son, and the scout troop.

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

Mike Pence sucks.

A horse drawn carriage? But what if there were mares pulling it?

Thanks!! That's my daughter and I. We're so glad you like our cosplay!