“safest and swiftest” - let’s be real here, they only care about one of those things...

“These are as good as you’re ever going to get!”

I mean, can you blame her?

How did they make something that looks almost as bad as the Youabian Puma?

It’s legal in Michigan, for medical and recreational use. We’re down around the same price as you, for top tier stuff - and on 4/20 all the dispos have ridiculous sales. I snagged 10 1g live resin vape cartridges and 4 200mg bags of live resin edibles for less than $100.

Does anyone else find it strange that the protestors in that video tweet just sort of laid there on the ground after getting dragged out of the street? Like, if they were there to genuinely protest and block traffic, why wouldn’t any of them get back up and get back in the way of traffic?

I like the idea of a driving test for self-driving capabilities. We could even adapt the name of the test used to see if an AI can convince people through conversation that it’s human, to automotive use - call it the “Touring Test”!

What’s that thing that I love so much....it’s right on the tip of my tongue... oh yeah, Jalopnik not being so hard up for content and clicks, that they only wait 4 weeks before reposting the same request for the readership to generate content for them!

It’s giving Outback Sedan vibes, and I’m just fine with that.

I’d probably go with a WRX wagon. Hawkeye maybe? Performance, but still practical. The more hopeful side of me would go with a Polestar 2 AWD, because I want to believe owning an EV will become affordable in my lifetime

Wow that’s a funky looking bike... Maybe you should proofread your AI a bit better...

“Spicy” Venison... It really goes to show how much we’ve ratcheted up the flavor levels since the 90s, I guess.

I’m glad there’s a workaround. I wonder if she didn’t know about it. Definitely in that situation, seals and trim be damned. The car’s a write off, but my life isn’t.

Are the latches on Teslas purely mechanical, when opened from the inside? With the fancy, automatic pop out external handles, I’ll admit I assumed the internal one was electric as well. I’d be relieved to know I was wrong, but if they aren’t, it’s understandable why they wouldn’t have worked when the car was…

It would be exceedingly rare that first responders, EMTs, or law enforcement wouldn’t have a porcelain or fine point steel window breaker on hand, for a call about a vehicle in a pond...

Isn’t that exactly the problem that led to that woman drowning, when rescuers couldn’t shatter her Tesla’s windows? Sounds more like yes...

BBS’es were cooler than the internet has ever been. It was a sad day, when Ma Bell finally cut off the old magic that let blue boxes and the like work, but it was inevitable. The prying eyes of the man, and the board of investors demanded their pound of flesh.

How about the Panoz Esparante? It’s so ugly it’s kinda cute, if you imagine that it’s got its widdle cheeks filled with acorns like an adorable, automotive hamster!

I make (the low end of) IT Director money, and there isn’t a single car I can find in Fisker’s current inventory I would be able to afford on top of my mortgage and basic bills. Every one I’ve been able to find in inventory on the abomination they call a website is near as makes no difference $70k. They may have a…

Maybe they should’ve led with the model people can afford...