It would be exceedingly rare that first responders, EMTs, or law enforcement wouldn’t have a porcelain or fine point steel window breaker on hand, for a call about a vehicle in a pond...

Isn’t that exactly the problem that led to that woman drowning, when rescuers couldn’t shatter her Tesla’s windows? Sounds more like yes...

BBS’es were cooler than the internet has ever been. It was a sad day, when Ma Bell finally cut off the old magic that let blue boxes and the like work, but it was inevitable. The prying eyes of the man, and the board of investors demanded their pound of flesh.

How about the Panoz Esparante? It’s so ugly it’s kinda cute, if you imagine that it’s got its widdle cheeks filled with acorns like an adorable, automotive hamster!

I make (the low end of) IT Director money, and there isn’t a single car I can find in Fisker’s current inventory I would be able to afford on top of my mortgage and basic bills. Every one I’ve been able to find in inventory on the abomination they call a website is near as makes no difference $70k. They may have a…

Maybe they should’ve led with the model people can afford...

Love me some Subarus, but I hate having to pull the engine out to do things that should be pretty straight forward.

I did test #1 with my Pixel 7 Pro, and had to have it replaced. My new one has a film protector on the screen, to save it from scrapes. I have no faith in any screen protector’s ability to save the phone from #2 or #3.

It looks like a big ugly car that’s slowly absorbing a smaller ugly car.

It’s the vanity project boutique “supercar” by a guy who tries to sue anyone who gives it bad press.

I don’t know...I’ve never seen a Hot Wheels or Matchbox car that’s that ugly, and stylistically incoherent. 

You mean other than the Youabian Puma? It’s the de-facto answer to this question...

I actually saw one of those Foresters that looked good, when I lived in California. It was a minimal battle-wagon style build. Big, chunky off-road tires, but no noticeable lift so they just sort of fit. It finally made the design make a little bit of sense, and of all the vehicles I saw out there for playing in the…

It’s an A4 series VW. It will give you reasons to hate it badly enough to do stuff like this. With as bad as the reliability issues were in that entire generation of VW, I’m honestly a little surprised they survived in the US...

That was the one thing about the S2 I sat in that really sucked, even more than the lack of foot and leg room to work the pedals. The massive ledge between the side of the car, and the driver’s seat! I thought Jeremy Clarkson was being a buffoon for TV, but that was a serious ordeal! XD

The S1 Elise was always my favorite. Just absolutely beautiful. It’s a damn shame I’m too tall to fit in one...

The enhanced-chatbot systems we have, and even the most advanced AI available, don’t understand the concepts of life and death, or the value of life. To them, even if they understand that humanity will eventually repopulate a region, there is no weight behind wiping out millions of humans.

I’ve got a Prime Video subscription, and from everything that’s been said about the way Amazon handled this, I do believe yarrr right about that...

So what you’re saying is, they’ll release it in 2050, for a price somewhere around $50k. Got it.

If car companies didn’t charge more than a car payment just for the privilege of custom spec’ing your car, and then make us wait months on end for the custom order, maybe we’d have the option to buy more than what’s on the lot.