You’ve got to run something like 10 missions to afford the docking computer. Meanwhile, every time you dock you have to figure out which way it wants you pointed, and deal with that nonsense - all because nobody stopped during development and said, “Hey, these docking turntables can spin all the way around. Why would…

Y’know what? I actually liked Redmayne’s performance in the Danish Girl. I say that as a trans woman. He’s totally right, that trans voices need to be included when making trans content, but he honestly put in a very thoughtful effort into the role.

7 Days to Die is a bad comparison, because it’s actually playable. Project Zomboid is more apt, because it’s still so broken they were having to do things like completely disable multiplayer modes as recently as this spring. I’ve tried to play SC. I’ve put something like 65 hours into it. In that time, I haven’t been…

Honestly, it depends on your definition of “playable”. There’s an FPS interface to get your around stations and planets and insides of ships and such, and there’s flying in spaceships with all the requisite shooty and trading bits you’d expect from a game trying to be WC: Privateer, but none of it works. I’ve put…

Yep. It’ll immediately make the comparisons to Duke Nukem Forever even more apropos.

I paid for both, and played both, and won’t touch either. SC is too buggy to consider the least bit playable, and E:D is such a UX atrocity that its developers should be tried at the Hague.

I really, really wanted to like E:D, but it abuses its players so much in the name of claiming realism about things that don’t exist, and will never exist in as painful a manner as the game claims, that I couldn’t bring myself to put more than 10 hours into it - despite this being my absolute favorite genre of game eve…

Having thrown money at it aaaages ago, and then throwing more at it more recently to actually try to play it, stop. Just stop. You’re making excuses for something that doesn’t deserve them. It’s Duke Nukem Forever in space. Maybe your “org” is okay with the sheer insanity of spending all night trying to get one…

I’m a little sad that these are mostly mainstream releases. Where’s the B grade shlock? No Cherry 2000? No Turbo Kid? No Circuitry Man? You wanna talk moves that are bad, but still manage to be awesome...

Of course it is, but that’s less visible on the evening news, so it’s better! Winning!

Is it just as obnoxiously difficult to do damage single player as a standalone, as it was as an expansion? Because thanks to the “all the enemies are 3 levels above you, even in the beginning, hahaha” design, my siren that could solo the entire game couldn’t do more than plink away 1 damage at a time to the mobs in…

Sooooo...they’re Nike Sambas? Got it...

Given how rarely I see EV spots available in my part of California, because of ICE cars parked in them (and not plug-in hybrids), gonna have to say I’m not the most surprised that this isn’t the best state for ownership...

The fact that they keep a floor jack in the back of this thing is reason enough to worry. The price is pretty low, but I’d be anxious the whole time I drove it...Reluctant ND.

I always sort of play these as “what’s your post apocalyptic escape vehicle”, so three really sort of stand out as options...

I know it’s a total nitpick, but I cringed when the Swordfish’s wings folded out.  They looked...I dunno...flimsy, I guess. Not like the solidity needed for a high speed race craft...

These were terrible, terrible, miserable conveyances. If you have no car and need one, okay. If you aren’t in dire need, it’s No Dice At Any Price.

His dad is a billionaire chem tycoon. I’m not gonna put too much weight on him talking about things being degrading, no matter how small his paycheck from F1 may be...

I’m trying, but they sure don’t make it easy, do they? You stay safe, too!

Every single trans person would love to stop talking about our genitals and sex lives, but the goddamn cishets in a panic about how icky they think we are won’t let us. We just want to live our lives without worrying our careers will be ended, or that we’ll be murdered, just for being who we are.