Found the muscle car fanboy!

Modern muscle cars. Mustang, Camaro, Challenger, Charger, Corvette (shut up - it’s my list, so I can put it there). All cars that are mostly interesting because they somewhat passably do what a more expensive car does much better. The Charger is the one that I’d give any extra thought to, and mostly just because it’s…

Having seen what a shit show a manual swap can be on some cars, this is several thousand too much for a NP vote. For this money, I’d just get one that already came with a stick...

These were miserable, and this one is trashed. Cut the price in half and it might be NP...

Protip: You can save money on lowering springs by just waiting until your shocks are old, and out of gas. Same effect!

Coilovers. Great on the track, great for a look, but I don’t know a single person who’s ever taken the time to switch their settings to make them usable to drive on the street, so they’ve all pretty much hated their cars after installing them.

Having watched my ex throw herself gleefully down the SL rabbit hole, your comment made me laugh out loud.

It’s fine... it looks a bit much like an Aventador for my tastes, but whatever... It’s a Lambo, and it looks and will drive like a Lambo.

I’ve got a 2-Tone records tattoo with Walt Jabsco on my right arm. You could say I’m familiar...

My mom, who passed away last month, always wanted a 1966 Jaguar E-type convertible, in British racing green. Long, sleek, and just the right shade of green.

Ew. Hard no. Who keeps telling owners of these miserable machines they can fetch this sort of money? I blame Radwood...

Someone else’s ugly project. Hard no!

That’s setting the bar pretty low, considering you’re basically comparing it to the boxy Cavalier/Sunbird, the Beretta, and the *gag* Corsica... I grew up around Metro Detroit, and that doesn’t change my acceptance that pretty much every American car back then was just absolutely miserable.

The Crosstrek Premium has a manual available at least until the 2022 model year. My 2017 is so much more fun with a stick than the CVT I test drove was!

It always makes me cringe, when a car as miserable as this gets so many NP votes. Really lets me know how much older than the rest of this site I am. This was the era of Chrysler from when I came of age, and I’d rather drive something more engaging, better performing, with better handling. Like a Geo Metro...

Too worn to be that much

This price is stupid, but...gotta admit, I kinda wanna sit in that back seat.

You can get these with a clean title, not needing bodywork, for barely more than this. Hard pass.

Only the Countryman from that generation was built in Germany, by the last info I knew... My 2011 Clubman was built in Oxford. Where was yours made?

Ah, my 2000 turbo Beetle. How I loathe thee, let me count the ways - all 19,412 of them! That’s how many dollars I spent repairing that shitbox over the 3'ish years I owned it. I got one Beetle for the price of two!