Or even:

I don’t understand why people have a problem with jughandles. They ensure that all turns (right or left) happen from the right lane. So if you don’t know where you are going or which way you need to turn, you always know to be in the right lane instead of darting across 2+ lanes of traffic because you made a…

but the Jalopnik Quadfecta just doesn’t have the same appeal.

Ok, here’s my plan.

Pew Pew Pew! I’m so ready!

What about the fact that the school bus is basically a serial killer? Her victim’s license plates? She has literally killed all of these peers and is wearing a piece of them to show strength??

I’m so confused. Are you saying that we shouldn’t build one of the biggest force multipliers and force projection assets that history has ever seen because we fear someone might shoot at it? That’s like saying we shouldn’t build cities for people to live in because their are weak against nuclear missiles.

When did “Crashing into a Mountain” turn into “Drifting into a Mountain”?

Having to come up with something nice to say when someone close to me wants to show off their Camry SE and is bragging about the “sport” suspension. Or why they should not try to race a new mustang with their 250 hp hyundai sonata sport.

Cockwaffle?

Seriously? Had this travel ban been in place all along do you have any idea what would you would have lost?

I’m still not understanding the logic. You can make all the roadways you want. It will inevitably invite more people to live in a smaller area which in turn will invite more vehicles which will cause more traffic. Adding more lanes or a tunnel is a short term fix.

So is the issue that Apple filed a patent for a lock-out device which restricts other phone manufacturers from developing a driving lock-out? Why just go after apple? I’m sure there are a thousand other companies that create devices which people use while driving. Heck, you could even say that the apps are the ones…

There’s a piece that you’re missing from this article. I was at the CES presentation for VW and Ford’s Alexa integration. The unique aspect is being at home and saying:

Nobody decided to say 2007 Audi RS4? Subtle with a growl that can’t be beat. Still fairly modern to today’s standards

Is it possible that she got into a fight with King Arthur?

I’d guess that the work needed to make a reactive AI in a turn based single player game is the problem. A multiplayer with no AI component just requires some physics, no decision or strategy needed on the programming side.

So your petition is for New Australia. I can get onboard with that.

I wouldn’t limit the entrepreneurial spirit of some folks. If stripping it down to that level can bring in, lets say, $3,000, I’d gladly set up shop, pay the owner $500 per vehicle to strip them and send folks on their way to their appointment.  

Let’s not forget the potential loss of the Ghost Octopus species due to precious metal mining.