If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying!

Run the jam tho

Because of this. Not even an hour and already almost 30k reads, which most Kotaku articles don’t get, unless it’s about some hot new game. A game that came out 6 months ago is still getting this many views for something that you find inane. That should tell you how much people care and like reading about Overwatch.

Ohh, look at the big shot ever here, with their fancy “matches” and whatnot.

For added enjoyment, imagine that every time they jump is just a POV of them skipping.

PAY ATTENTION TO THE MUSIC AS YOUR CIVILIZATION EVOLVES. (Also: TURN ON YOUR IN-GAME MUSIC.)

I make more money than you do. I also don’t use an accountant to do my taxes, because I honestly don’t care if I could save a few thousand dollars here or there -- I have enough money. The Federal government runs a lot of programs that do a lot of good for people who need money way more than I do. It’s not noble or…

“unplayable” the most retardedly overused word in gaming.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

Console wars only exist when you can only afford one of the consoles going head to head against each other. They exist if you choose to buy one console as well. When a person who owns just one console insults the person with the other console, all they’re doing is protecting their investment. It’s a condition called, F…

That’s a pretty generous thing to say to someone who made the comment I did. Because of that, I will return the favor. You are correct, I do not own a KINECT. But I will buy a KINECT just to play your game. I will review it on a site that I write for. If you are interested, let me know how we can get in contact.

Hey VCI! We’d love to send you a free key so you can actually try the game :)

Batman is Bruce Wayne, Soylent Green is people, Planet of the Apes was actually earth all along, Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time, Vader is Luke’s father, Norman Bates was dressed as his dead mother, the Maltese Falcon is made of lead, Rosebud was the sled, she’s my sister *Nicholson slap* my daughter…

You bring up some good points that are definitely worth discussing. The conversation over “leaks” in gaming journalism is an interesting one, and one we’ve discussed a LOT internally. (I sit next to Stephen, and he and I have conversations about this sort of thing ALL the time.)

I want to begin by making it very clear: there is no excuse for threatening someone’s life, period. Also if you receive death threats you should contact the authorities immediately. The only way this problem will end is when these people start being charged with crimes and spend some time in jail. Unfortunately I’ve…

Bombshell? If this was foreshadowed any harder it would be a solar eclipse.

They’ve never been able to choose before, no reason to start now.