But why give them traffic? The doors stay open, then.

Hertz

::sigh::

The King one wins the internet for the month. Send him a trophy and everyone start planning for next month. It is perfection.

Even if your employer tested you on the advice of the officer, there would be no criminal proceedings to follow if publicly found out youi tested positive. They would not be able to use that test as evidence for pulling you over or charging you for anything else.

Didn’t she have sex with Jamie wedding morning?

No, there won’t.

I was very exicted to go see this today. Popcorn, pretzel, and Sprite in hand eagerly waiting the start. Then the movie theater crapped out. They waited until after the previews were done and roughly five minutes of movie played (sound still worked, projection didn’t) before they cut everything and came out to tell us…

“he’s either inept or a snake oil salesman.”

It is. By 4.67-million people.

You’re years early to make any claims about how autonomous cars will change things, and you may as well be predicting the outcome of the 2050 world series if you think you can name the companies in existence today that will be major players in that arena.

but it was no accident.

Silencers count.

Ears are sensitive.

Oh, dammit. Of course.

With that score, Trudeau was probably typing a lengthy official apology  letter to the mayor of Cincinnati and extending an invitation for a visit.

Probably only when Snickers is on the car. He has M&Ms for days, though.

No. It was a dumbass Bob Pockrass question at 1AM that deserved nothing more or less than what it got.

*Silver. It’s silver spoon.

Kyle Busch is great for the sport.