Brilliant slogan, too.

Exactly. I’ve attempted the transition from THAT to grown up car several times - and failed miserably. I don’t get why one would spit all the moneyz into a A to B tin can, just to get phone integration. And then there’s the new car loan concept...I’m happy they provide us with used wheels though.

Is there anything that hasn’t been documented by Russian dashcams yet?

This answer is too well-researched, concise and illustrated. I’m amazed the internet can handle that.

That, my friend, is a late version of the iconic GAZ Volga 24. For starters:

It’s true, but also a tradeoff on interior usability and space utilization an entire industry lives well with.

This is just perfect. It’s a 11 on the 0-10 internet commenter total judgment scale.

Then...define style for me, please. I’m not sure if we’re on the same level here, but I figure style is how you arrange your surroundings, and thus invite judgement. Yes, he did arrange his surroundings, but in the most uninspiring way possible: By indulging in brand-theming, “this message was written with my…

The phrase “unique style” is missing [lack of] just in between those two words. Regards, cpt Obvious.

Wouldn’t it be better to integrate the wheels into the body? So the car could be wider, too? Maybe it could seat more then, too? And, just maybe, it would work like a normal car and beat the Geo Metro in being a good small car?

About the drain plug: I grew up thinking the seal and plug have to be changed evey time one changes the oil. Only recently have I heard: “We don’t have that in store right now” when trying to buy a plug with my oil and seal.

A lot of the classic Soviet cars are still out there, even in Russia’s Western-most city - by temper - St. Petersburg:

Buying a used Trabant in the GDR in 1989 - and being scammed. Waiting times for a new Trabant could top 18 years. Some received their brand new car in 1990, which instantly dropped in value to a case of beer and a hug. Bad luck.

I used to work at a car shop as a kid. Dirty carpets? Rattlecanned black! Just remember to air it out properly.

Perfect 71!

About time to implement a “you’re going faster than 5 mph”-block in the game. Amazing how this little app has spread its tentacles across the entire Internetz btw...holy smokes.

...and there’s another wee tiny article to keep the Tesla buzz humming. Why is no one explaining the odd shape of Lada Kalina rear lights to us instead?

Well, who is surprised, honestly? The MASSIVE amount of talk, gibberish, and analysis of every single measly detail for a year or more before it even aired should definitely have had an impact. Everything else would be strange.

Volvo used to be an industry leader in lighting, but none of their offerings were displayed as tested in the link above?

If this is the British idea of a raised middlefinger, it’s too elaborate.