Plus one star, falling at 9.8 m/s^2.

I cannot support this comment.

Short a tension span, then?

No, I’m sure Andretti got really close to a deal then at the last minute managed to crash out or have a pen with no ink.

Not if they bring along a fern to cancel out their CO2!

Meanwhile on Earth, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) is preparing to declare space “the biggest dick measuring contest EVER”

Dear Mr. McQuade,

I see running, weightlifting, and poor technique, so it’s basically Crossfit.

Because of the headline and the scooter in the header image, I was expecting something much different. I feel lied to.

3-9 is more likely.

He has a very bad case of bond-villain face

“We have our new assistant GM!" - The Houston Astros 

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Time was everyone thought the same way about Vick

Funny, Philip Rivers is getting called out for not sneaking, but here in KC Andy Reid is getting killed for calling a QB sneak because of a fluke injury to Mahomes. 

You’re not reading it correctly.

Ever since the MOVE bombing, I’ve refused to buy a house in Philadelphia.

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

RDU-90!!!

if Devlin MacGregor is responsible for the clogging of Smith-Schuster’s routes, y’know what would clear them right out?