he’s right. the owners are afraid of racist whites.

Announcers were puzzled by Curry’s insistence on hitting from ten yards being the tee box throughout the round.

This is less surprising then finding a Confederate Flag in Stephen Miller’s bedroom.

Ahh say boy, those phone records will cost you...let’s see heah...twenty thousand simoleons.

If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?

Jacksonville Jaguars Sign Werewolf Drinking Piña Colada At Trader Vic’s As Backup QB

To be fair, Orlovsky is much more familiar with the Rams’ patented 3 and Out offense.

Since when is ‘I’m an old crazy cracker billionaire with giant statues of an idealized Herculean me in front of the stadium don’t back-sass me boy’ not a good reason?

The show is the gif giver that keeps on gifing.

OH MY GOD the meandering. His editors must collapse weeping when his manuscripts land on their desks. If this was just the Stark children (and the know-nothing, Jon Snow) fighting the Lannisters to reclaim their heritage and clear Ned’s name, then it would be TIGHT. But nooooo...we have to have Daenyrys, and the…

I loved A Clash of Kings and Storm of Swords and about half of A Feast for Crows, but by then Georgie Boy started working my last nerve with the minutiae: I don’t need to know every. last. dish. they had for supper. And I REALLY am over the heraldry porn. Move it along, okay?

I was this close to exposing that guy until you published this article.

Fuck this guy.

And fuck this dumbass, Guy-Fieri-recipe fight.

Assault with a deadly weapon is a crime in Texas? When did this happen?

The owner’s son will take over team operations.

If I had a Schilling for every bad political take by athletes...

Yes, but they also inflict Joe Buck on us.

Excuse me, Laura, we now call it expressing economic insecurity.

Sure, the loss stings, but the result really is no surprise. The only predator to succeed in Pittsburgh is Roethlisberger.

Nashville has shown itself to be a true hockey town filled with real fans, because they booed the living shit out of Bettman last night, as is proper and right.