I am guessing that Kelce might have been a tad bit biased and was not presenting a completely fair, objective view of the referee’s call.

Hi, you must be new to America and never experienced the joy that is a Joe Buck and Troy Aikman commentary.

“Frustrating game from the Cowboys fan’s point of view.” 

They show that charlatan after every Cowboys score but he was conspicuously missing after the the GW FG. It was the only shot I wanted to see.

Given who is talking (and when they choose to do it) vs. who is just quietly minding their own business and not taking their private family issues to the press it seems pretty clear who the assholes are in this story. I’m getting the impression he’s got good reasons to be estranged from these people.

Yeah, I think it’s fair to say that as a general rule, no one who goes No Contact with their family does it for light and transient reasons. It’s almost always the culmination of a series of breakdowns in the family that were simultaneously years in the making, and never fixed despite repeated warning signs.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

I bet things soured when his dad told him he saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to geico.

He’s also in some of the more hallucinatory, thought-provoking ads running during football this season. Those Kia Sorento ads blithely promote the features of the car without commenting on its miraculous ability to allow Bo to travel between the 8-bit world and our world without becoming 8-bit himself, even taking on…

Cuban Missedcall Crisis?

Media: “Where did you find this kid?”

This is about as stupid as you’d expect it to be. The one thing they have going for them is that awesome powder-blue throwback color scheme. Why on earth wouldn’t they try to capitalize on the only positive image related to them?

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

Jerry Jones issued a statement that as long as the suspension was for drugs, and not for almost killing a woman with your bare hands, he has no problem with the league’s decision.

Right? You’d think a creature literally covered in alligator skin would have better taste in shoes.

Can’t wait to see the look on everyone’s faces when Trump somehow gets in.

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?