At the root of your story and at the root of all stories of crumbling small towns in rural America is education. And here’s the thing about that (which you acknowledged above): people in these communities have acted and voted against their best interests and against increasing access to, and money for, education.

In 2004, one year after nearly everyone in this town lost their jobs under a Republican presidency, they voted to re-elect Bush by 33 points. In 2008, with the economy in shambles under a Republican presidency, they went for McCain by 18 points. It’s clearly not just about jobs with them.

Thanks, Colin Kaepernick! See what you’ve caused!?

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old peoples’ medicine for food.

I won’t rest until they tell us what happened to the fucking Russian.

Ice dragons

best case scenarios for lower wage workers

“Those people can use that word, but I can’t? That’s discrimination.” —every Trump voter.

This is good Ninja.

Sorry Ashley. If this had been overheard in a CVS, I would have believed it. Walgreens is notorious for false flag election gossip.

Judean petitioner: They are crucifying this Jesus of Nazareth for insurrection

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

We’ve seen Jets get roasted this badly before. The planned demolition of the W*redacted*

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

Boy, the once-veiled white ethnonationalism of the GOP is on full display this election.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

This is why it’s so much better to just watch the seven hours of Redzone and do something else during your Sunday/Monday/Thursday nights.

Jesus, just ask her “Is it safe?” How hard is that?

When Tomsula wouldn’t let anything go, you called him a hoarder and impounded his car.

Also that guy totally traveled on the blocked field goal.