He’s not better than Trump, but he’s a hardcore Evangelical, and to all the other Evangelicals, that means he’s THEIR man.

My favorite part of the Indiana primary is that it demonstrated conclusively the fundamental flaw of Ted Cruz.

No, you don’t understand. It is all very complicated. There are these things you’re missing. It is all, uh, very like, complicated?

I agree, but the line that any team from Vanderbilt was going to “take the bus to Erotic City, also known as Knoxville, Tennessee” was pretty insensitive to all the rapists and misogynists that play for those two fine programs.

I mean, how else are you going to find Jesus and redemption? Gotta start somewhere.

Like his football career, even his crimes pale in comparison to his dad's

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

It’s almost as if he was raised thinking you could get away with murder...

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

Glad to know I’m not the oldest person who follows Deadspin. :)

And that’s why you don’t handle Curt Schilling with kid gloves. No matter how much you pamper him (We made the mean evolutionist go away!) or give him 3rd or 4th chances, he’s going to shit all over you once he finally crosses the line. He’s incapable of any self-reflection or understanding how good he got it compared…

As a Roma fan, I’ve been loving this for him. Such a great guy, and love that he’s doing this the same season Mourinho gets fired. Mourinho mocked him relentlessly during the 2009-2010 title chase when Roma fell 1 point short of Inter.

Who is the audience for these clowns? I’ve never understood the appeal. My only regret is that Bayless isn’t taking Screamin’ A with him. They are both like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Come on dude. The best teams get the best results. Period. I feel like you’d be totally comfortable writing ‘The Best Team in Europe Will Not Win the Champions League” (in reference to your club Barcelona), which is just crap and wrong.

“Bill Simmons also had a bad take” is not a great defense.

Dead serious question—did anyone talk trash to Kobe about the rape charges or paying her off when it was done? If I was in the NBA I'd have made that my calling card.

Reached for comment, Rovell said that by “many” he meant James Dolan, and that by “angry” he meant “danced naked in a funny hat.”

No one in my household wants to eat sandwiches every night, but many of my children were angry I said I liked hot dogs.

The girlfriend isn’t named?

Tiger: [sheepishly walks up to hot babe]