The one where my pay has increased 34% since his second term. The one where the unemployment rate is sub 5%. The one where my city is booming. The one where my friends are buying houses and getting out of credit card debt instead of pondering going to grad school because there weren’t any jobs. The one where I don’t…

+1 Maeby someone will get it

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

He will take a year off and ride the redemption rodeo: “rehab”, MMQB schlong-form piece, press tour, and then right back onto a teams roster where they can spin it as them helping him.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Well, if we’ve learned anything in the past 14 hours, it’s that the world doesn’t like sore losers. If you’re willing to dance and dab when you have a show, you need to display total, unadulterated class when your crew gets fired.

They expect him to read the script and say the words that make them feel better and relate to their own boring ass office job like a good white boy would do.

I’m guessing that the Knicks pursuit of Luke Walton will have the same result as the Knicks pursuit of Steve Kerr.

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

Carmelo Anthony is not and has never been a max-level player. He is, however, very good at taking the highest number of FGA per minute on his team.

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

So Carmelo had a small run of three weeks or so where he wasn’t totally shitty and tried to play within the framework of an offense and he’s generally regarded as good? Even though that was a month ago and he’s back to pounding the ball in isolation, taking bad shot after bad shot, while not caring of defense. He is…

Chip Kelly is racist

I don’t know about this story, sounds pretty shady.

While Peyton was peddling Bud and Papa Johns, Cam’s press conference performance was simply peddling for Southwest Airlines.

Player 2's controller is disconnected.

After much thought and deliberation, and after having enriched myself by selling arms to his death squads, and after his own death in 1998, I realized today that I can no longer support Pol Pot’s vision for Cambodia.

Well, I guess Peyton Manning’s reputation is ruined forever and he won’t make the Hall of Fame and fans will call him a cheater forever hahahahahahahahahahahahaha just kidding people only care when it’s baseball

This destroys the space/time continuum. Generally a player is wanted by BOTH the police and Jerry Jones