Some religions are easily more identifiable as fake than others. The sooner we can get rid of religion, the sooner all that money can go towards humanitarian purposes (as a noble goal), and not circle around between churches and their rich family friends.

That’s the base wage. You can bet your ass that they write off far larger sums as “expenses”.

Time.

They live for free in huge church paid for houses, they have a free staff that does everything for them, free healthcare to live to an ungodly old age, free clothing (even though its always the ugly ass Mormon suits), free transportation, pay no taxes, and that $120,000 is a base salary. They also have a vast army of…

So, what is the difference between the Mormon church and a cult?

fun fact: my government computer won’t resolve the momnomleaks domain. it is blocked. so there’s that.

and the “temple ordinance” and posthumous baptism of 17 public figures including Bob Marley, Albert Einstein, Adolph Hitler, and Sacajawea.

I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

I’m finding that a lot of people on jalopnik don’t know the difference between a lane change and a zipper merge.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

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This isn’t a zipper maneuver. Zipper is when you’re in a lane that’s disappearing. You should keep your lane until it fully disappears and merge into the other line at that point.

Had he just done that 30 feet earlier it would’ve been legal.

if his windows were down, i think there’s a good chance he was actually getting lit up for his taste in music.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Next time try a plunger.

You took the trap off underneath the sink, right?

Arg, foiled again!