Don’t sell yourself short. You’re a mildly interesting guy. Have some self-confidence. I bet you had at least 15 followers!

He’s definitely not Ukrainian!

Now boarding: Departures from Twitter at gate no one gives a shit.

Nope. Biden’s SEC loves Musk.

Yup, Canada only takes in highly skilled and educated immigrants that can contribute to the economy. They dont want no poors.

Wait, liberal hero Justin Trudeau has a strict immigration policy? Ssshhhhh.....if these guys find out Canada also has private health insurance they’re heads will explode.

If you do move, make sure to bank with Canadian banks RBC and CIBC who funded Musk’s purchase of Twitter. Thanks Canada, eh!

Imagine the meltdown if Musk bought Gizmodo with the lose change from his couch cushions.

The money’s from a loan from RBC and CIBC. Thanks Canada, eh!

Why do wokesters always get mad that people who never claimed to be liberals are not liberals?

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Musk bought Gizmodo with the loose change from his couch cushions?

Have you taken in any homeless people at your residence?
lol. Who are we kidding?

Now boarding: Departures from Twitter at gate no one gives a shit.

Right, time to switch to Facebook! Hail the Zuck!

Yeah, I bet people like Cristiano Ronaldo are going to quit right now in woke protest!

Wokesters will be getting murdered on Twitter soon.

Thank you sweet Jesus Musk!

Did you know the funding came from Canadian banks CIBC and RBC?

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Elon bought Gizmodo with the loose change in his couch cushions? The meltdown would be epic!

Great to see they’re using a trans model at least. Progress!