What do you Jezebel bloggers know about actual journalism?

Exactly. Might as well have a good laugh since there’s fuck all any of us can do about Ukraine.

Jezebel does not approve of Zelensky because he lacks melanin and refuses to wear blackface. Besides, he only declares an emergency in response to a Russian invasion. Canadian PM Blackface thinks a bunch of trucks outside his front door are an emergency. Now that’s a real leader!

Like the difficult situation so many women are facing in Ukraine. Only the sexy ones though. No fatties. #Feminism

Not another one. There’s no world war coming, kid. For one thing no one in Asia or Africa gives a fuck about this one. They are not colonies anymore. And NATO isn’t getting involved because we prefer cheap gas to Ukraine’s sovereignty. Don’t nuke the messenger.

Don’t be. She’s written so much worse.

“a nuanced piece”

Agreed. The 70 year old czar is not getting me hard.

Really? Shit can we make him President of the WORLD! Reality TV is the best place to find Presidents!

You read Nazi blogs and social media? Time to get woke, buddy.

#Feminism

China?

That would make neutrality the best position for black people. Racists killing each other. Not many black people in Ukraine :)

At some point, you morons are going to have to understand nuance. Besides, you internet posters picking sides isn’t doing jack shit. This isn’t a Twitter war, kid. Why don’t you grab and gun and head to Kyiv if you wanna be useful?

Well, if your criticisms are related to military tactics or strategy then this would be a very appropriate time to voice them. Seems dumb to rally behind the leader and assume he knows what he’s doing without question. Impressive leadership so far for a former comedian, but he’s clearly no military expert.

Twitter is blocked in Russia, so doesn’t matter.

It’s almost like looks aren’t a valuable skill in that job. Lincoln and LBJ looked like shit but got shit done. Trudeau is a blackface wearing oaf.

Zelensky’s a little too melanin deficient for Jezebel to fawn over. You seen any black people in Ukraine? Jezebel does not approve.

Nobody cares about Ukraine except the Ukrainians. We and Europe care about containing Russia, Russia cares about containing NATO. And most of Asia and Africa don’t care what happens in Europe except for these damn oil prices. The Saudis are laughing all the way to the bank.

Relax buddy, there’s no nuclear war coming because NATO would rather let Ukraine get fucked than have to pay 7 bucks a gallon for gas.